If you don’t think the truth can be stranger than fiction you haven’t heard about Cameron Wilson. The man who shot himself in the testicles and was later arrested for having drugs in his rectum.
Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, accidentally discharged the pistol while walking around his apartment, sending a bullet right into his testicles, a probable cause affidavit filed April 16 says, according to The Wenatchee World. Doctors were treating Wilson for his wounds when a balloon of marijuana reportedly fell out of his anus.
Before going to the hospital, Wilson told his girlfriend to drive him to Lincoln Park in Wenatchee, Washington, where he allegedly handed off the gun to a friend, according to the affidavit. Given his 13 prior convictions, it is illegal for Wilson to be in possession of a firearm.
Chelan County sheriff’s detectives were contacted about Wilson’s gunshot wound. They then responded to the hospital and began to search his car at the hospital for evidence of what had occurred. They reportedly found a bag of methamphetamine in the pocket of a bloody pair of jeans he had removed before entering the hospital, The Wenatchee World reports.
Police arrived to search Wilson’s car and found a bag of meth, according to the report.
It gets worse. Wilson, with a stitched scrotum, strikes again:
Police did not arrest Wilson at the hospital, opting instead to issue an April 16 warrant for gun and meth possession, which allowed Wilson to turn himself in two days later. When he did so, police reportedly found another bag of marijuana in his rectum during a jailhouse strip search.
Possession of a controlled substance was then added to the growing list of charges against Wilson. A week later, Wilson was also charged with four counts of witness tampering after police reportedly listened in on a jailhouse phone call between the alleged perp and girlfriend, where cops say he told her not to cooperate with investigators.