Joe Biden has built a reputation as an expert at constructing extremely grandiose yarns over his career as a politician. Biden has mastered the art of B.S., to put it another way. One of his first tall tales was about his academic prowess.
Joe Biden was neither a high-ranking student nor an astronaut in his class. Joe from Scranton was, in fact, one of the dumber kids on the list. Even his fantasy of being a decent old lad from a little town in the Midwest is fake. He isn’t.
Joe Biden is a skilled liar and con artist. He might be the best tall tale teller in the White House’s history. Biden has the ability to create a fantastic story about his life that equals Paul Bunyan’s or Mighty Casey Jones’ exploits.
Joe Biden would appear larger than life if you listened to and believed any of his outlandish stories. He isn’t. We’d think that in this technologically advanced day of fact-checkers and dependable search choices, folks like Biden would appreciate the fact that others could check the veracity of their nonsense.
The most recent tall narrative told by Biden is a true whopper. B.S. Joe was giving a speech alongside Pete Buttigieg, his inept Transportation Secretary. This duo of tall tale spinners was attempting to explain why they couldn’t grasp America’s supply chain crisis.
The obvious reason is that they have no clue what they’re doing. Neither of them has an answer. However, if you listen to either of these two blowhards tell it, they’ve spent a chunk of their lives working in the supply chain industry.
Biden’s story involved “Big Mama” and “Truck Driver Joe.” Biden may have experienced a romantic rendezvous with a big mama, but he never drove a semi-truck a day in his life. B.S. Joe proclaimed, “I used to drive a truck. It’s a long story – anyway.”
Furthermore, Biden, appearing to completely forget his train of thought, spouted off, “and I thought I was gonna get to drive one of these suckers today.” Does he even have the mental capacity to realize how stupid he sounds when he makes such ignorant comments?
At Biden’s current rate of “gaffes per day”, it doesn’t appear that he does. He’s a full-blown gaffe machine. But these tall tales of heroic life exploits that never really happened aren’t gaffes. These are flat out lies. This story is actually a repeated claim from a speech he gave last July.
Talking to an audience at a truck manufacturer in Allentown, Pennsylvania, Biden boasted the same claim. “And, anyway, I used to drive an 18-wheeler, man! I had to!” Biden bragged. Again, Joe Biden has never driven an 18-wheeler, ever.
The closest Joe Biden ever got to a big-rig was riding shotgun in a pickup truck. That story is even embellished. As usual, the White House raced to Biden’s aide. According to an unnamed White House source, riding in a pickup truck “is” the same as driving a semi-truck. It’s not.
But apparently, we’re supposed to believe it is. These Joe Biden tall tales are amusing in some respects. However, his tall tales go far beyond just stupid stories to amuse the press and make Joe appear funny. Everything Joe Biden says is basically a tall tale. He’s full of it.
When he said there “isn’t a crisis at the southern border,” everyone could see that there was. When Joe Biden calls the recent spike in gas prices “Vladimir Putin’s Price Hike,” they’re not. The skyrocketing price of gasoline started the day Joe Biden took office.
High gas prices are Joe Biden’s fault. It’s not just a tall tale, it’s an outright lie. Joe Biden is a buffoon. Some of his stories might be cute. Old men tell cute tall tales. That’s okay. But when you’re a blatant liar and your lies are destroying a country, they’re no longer funny.
Maybe Joe and Big Mama can take a road trip, one that gets him out of our country’s way for the next 33 months. Then, Joe and Jill can pack up an 18-wheeler and move out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue permanently. Possibly, they’ll let the “Big Guy” drive.