Chris Rock may have claimed that the night of the Oscars when Will Smith smacked him in the face was the greatest night in television history, but I’d say that what happened to Joe Biden at a speech on Tuesday was even better.
When something unusual happened, Joe Biden was giving a speech on the astronomically high inflation rate and blaming Russian President Vladimir Putin for the problem instead of taking responsibility himself, which would have been the wisest thing to do.
A bird appears to have defecated on Biden while he was giving his address.
“I’m here today to talk about what we’re doing to lower costs for American families and put rural America at the center of our efforts to build a future that’s made in America,” Biden said moments before he was struck. “That’s not hyperbole!”
Then…it happened. You see a white streak appear on his suit as though a bird flew by or was perched above and just took a dump on him.
Did a bird just poop on Joe Biden? pic.twitter.com/p2Ywv8CbRU
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He just kept on talking about it, not noticing that there was anything on his shirt.
After he finished his remarks, Biden mingled with a couple dozen guests at the facility, none of whom notified him of the unsightly addition to his attire.
During the speech, he also discussed how he was going to allow higher amounts of ethanol in gas over the summer to try and lower the price of gas, which will mount to a measly $0.10/gal reduction. Hardly any help at all, especially considering the fact that the gas we have already has up to 10% ethanol. And the worst thing about this is that higher ethanol is going to do damage to your car’s engine and you’re going to get less mileage out of your car.