As we’ve recently mentioned, Howard Stern has indicated that he may potentially run for president in the 2024 election.
In my opinion, he won’t. You’ve seen how badly people’s lives get scrutinized once they announce their candidacy. Howard Stern is likely not the most upstanding citizen. He has built his reputation on being a filthy-minded shock jock.
Here’s what would happen…everyone would look at this as a big joke. It would be the same thing as Vermin Supreme running for president.
For those of you who are unaware of who Vermin Supreme is…well, let me introduce you to him because he really is a character.
He has run for president on multiple occasions and may do so again in 2024. Vermin Supreme is the guy who always wears a boot on his head and promised people free ponies.
But that’s not even his best promise. He also stands on a mandatory tooth brushing platform as well as using zombies for renewable energy and conducting time travel research.
But, if Howard Stern were to run for president, he has already decided who he would want as his running mate. The one and only Bradley Cooper.
Now, don’t get me wrong. Bradley Cooper might be a good guy, but there is some evidence to the contrary as well.
According to MSN,
The host claimed on his eponymous radio show that he had texted with Cooper about being his vice president and that Cooper agreed, although the Oscar nominee’s camp has yet to confirm (via Entertainment Weekly).
“Early this morning I was texting back-and-forth with someone I was interested in potentially being my vice president when I run,” Cooper said. “This person texted me and said, ‘I want to congratulate you and you have my vote.’ Very lovely conversation. And I said, ‘How would you feel about being my vice president?’ And you know what he said? ‘Done. Done. Done.’ In other words, ‘I’m in.’”
Stern continued, “It’s exciting. I’ll tell you how great this vice presidential pick is. He said to me, ‘I’m in, but you know, I’m another white male.’ And I said, ‘I appreciate you saying that, but I believe you’ll be such an asset to the ticket, that I think people will understand…’ This guy is gonna bring in the female vote like you wouldn’t believe. My vice president: Bradley Cooper. I know, it sends chills up your spine…. I told him I’m announcing it today.”
Nobody would vote for this duo to become president. There are politicians who know a lot more about politics and the way the world works who completely bomb. Bernie Sanders can’t even win, but Howard Stern actually thinks that he would stand a better chance? Get real.